Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
