Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face