I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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