he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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