What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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