Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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