I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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