Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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