And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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