i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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