I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
why do cheetos always look like penises
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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