8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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