I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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