it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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