Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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