so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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