Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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