all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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