Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish I only lived at night.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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