So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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