So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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