Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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