Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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