What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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