We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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