My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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