Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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