Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize