i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
is it fun? or sober?
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