What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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