Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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