at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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