Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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