Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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