This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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