Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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