my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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