you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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