You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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