I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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