what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Be still, my beating vagina.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
