you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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