There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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