Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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