Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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