$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
this will be a night to untag.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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