Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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