do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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