normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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