i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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