that's an acceptable place to lick
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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