They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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