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  half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night

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• (949): View more from California

  I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.

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  Probably is probably an understatement.

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• (530): View more from California

  She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up

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• (619): View more from California

  Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive

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