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  Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty

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