she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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