do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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